83. “I was once in a band. we were called “lost dog.” you might have seen our posters”

#lol   #lost   #dog   #lost dog   #might   #have   #seen   #our   #posters   #band  
 

82. Life is not fair…but life is not fair for everyone, which actually makes it fair..

#life   #is   #not   #fair   #lol   #tags   #tags   #tags   #more tags   #actually   #life is fair   #life is not fair  
 

81. I like how the Ninja Turtles wear masks. Good way to hide your identity, it’s not like you’re a giant turtle or anything.

 

80. im not short im vertically challenged

#lol   #not   #short   #vertically   #challenged   #fun size  
 

79. Go to a karate tournament. end up fighting your boyfriend. 

 

78. drink a glass bottle of tea. people think its beer.

#awkward   #lol   #fail   #beer   #tea   #glass   #think   #not   #what   #xD  
 

77. your sister has a bigger bra size than you. shes eight… you’re a teenager

#lol   #awkward   #fail   #bras   #size   #bigger  
 

76. Spraying a mosquito with mosquito repellant.. now it will never have friends :3

#lol   #haha   #mosquito   #repellant   #spray   #xD   #no   #friends   #forever   #alone   #forever alone   #never   #teehee  
 

75. when your sister says your dog smells like chicken xD

#dog   #smells   #like   #chicken   #lol   #awkward   #sister   #food   #hungry  
 

74. Your spanish teacher lets u play dodge ball in class

#spanish   #class   #dodge ball   #lol   #fun   #espanol   #teacher